Day 2,577 (I don't know.  I'm a dog.  I don't count.) into operation "human belly watch".  I have been monitoring my human pretty closely, and she has not been getting into my box of treats, yet she still keeps getting bigger.  Then when I had my head on her lap the other day, her stomach punched me in the head!  WTF?  I jumped up and looked at it but I don't know what's going on in there.  I think something is trying to fight its way out.  Maybe it'll be another human to pet me and give me treats.  We shall see.